Last night, I slept on my right hand. It went so numb that when I rolled over in my sleep and it touched my face, I thought a bat was attacking me. I literally jumped out of bed and panicked.

In other news, I shaved my head. Not THAT short, but pretty short.

Also, the Yankees won the World Series, and I don't understand why this makes me so angry. It's such an irrational hatred.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November

The gunpowder treason and plot

I can think of no reason

Why the gunpowder treason

Should ever be forgot